Otaku Nonsense #1

Angel’s Drop (天使のどろっぷ): nothings as normal as an angels apparition (the pre-approved deus ex machina for any situation); so: its halos are donuts that when eaten will make cute girls urinate giant candies.

Puni Puni Poemy (ぷにぷに☆ぽえみぃ): possibly the most ludicrous magical girl transformation ever. A fish is knife stabbed – from its body red human blood spills and now we can see its spine, expanding and turning into the magic wand. On the soundtrack puni puni electronic sounds, and Kobayashi is naked, except for her white stockings, but still, not sexy at all (and slim: not receiving magical boobie and bootiness as does Moena in Angel Blade) – the figure of a clumsy pre-teen. She enjoys hysterically a laid-back laughter of victory, then take off each sock using her opposed feet, pushing them out it with index and big toes. Thus completely naked, receives the spell witch will cover her body in ribbons, which will then turn into her garments, first in her legs, as high heels and pantyhose, then awkwardly, swinging oddly and butt centered, then on her left arm, where a ring pops up in the middle finger. The torso is as the rest, goofing sensuality, and a helmet tiara with an emerald scorching green smoke also colors the eyes of the character. She prepares for a pose and a jump but simply stand still, just before receiving an electric shock and crying in pain.

Also in Puni Puni Poemy: laid down on bed, belly up, soldier sleepy, skulls near, feet in opposing directions,Futaba and Kobayashi will chatter. So their heads turn 180º. Crackling sounds of bones: now they can talk, front to front.

By becoming the villain in its most powerful form, Dark Cat‘s (ダークキャット) ogre wizard becomes a Colorful Giant Cat. So, no penises and other malevolent phallocentric organic muscle forms in skin color. No, a ridiculous feline drawn hastily is even more evil.

In Dorei-ku the Animation (奴隷区 The Animation) a dental device institutes master-slave relations between people, or should we say, between beings in general? Instead of exploring possible sexual and abusive tones, as is expected when involving BDSM equipment, or at least interesting games between challengers (you must win to establish dominance), the most remarkable scenes in the first 4 or 5 episodes are due to a dog. The canine character competes with a pirate lolicon to see who eats more pieces of a metal fork. He then becomes a slave, poor creature: episode 6 begins then telling his story, but yeah, in first person. “I, Zushioumaru (ズ シ オ ウ マ ル)”…

Dragons’ Heaven (ドラゴンズヘブン) begins with a terrible amateur shooting of 3D models of its own robots. It’s kind bad animatronics, ugly. But then after 5 minutes its gone and we can see an amazingly beautiful animation, ripping of Moebius’ La Garage Hermetique as I never seen in anime before, quite awesome. As if this was not nonsensical enough, there is 10 or more minutes of making off at the end of it: but only about the modeling part! And at least a scene deserving commenting other than “wow the art is fucking astonishing”. Shaian the robot, defensor of humans and a letal machine against his own kind, suddenly is embarrassed: please put on some clothes Ikuuru. The prudish robot cannot see a beautiful naked blond waifu, and by the way, she does not fit well with the french styled desert scenery.

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